1. Install Redis: https://www.digitalocean.com/community/tutorials/how-to-install-and-use-redis
2. Install Webdis
   
3. Start a minecraft server with computercraft. You will need to have the http API enabled, which is the default.
4. Put down a turtle I recommend a turtle with a crafting square and a pickaxe. I also recommend giving it a label. If you’re not trying the turtle replication challenge, either disable fuel or get a fair bit of starting fuel. Write down the computer’s id.
5. Put down a chunk loader, if you’re in a modpack that has them, or DON’T log out. Computers and turtles can’t operate unless the chunks are loaded. If you’re putting down a chunkloader, I surrounded them with bedrock for foolproofing.

6. Open the turtle and download the following script, changing “redis.example.com” to your own redis instance: pastebin get 8FjggG9w startup
   After you have the script saved as ‘startup’, run it or reboot the computer, and it should start listening for instructions.

   redis = "http://redis.example.com" 
   queue = "sshbot" .. os.getComputerID()
   return_queue = queue .. "_return"
   print("Remote webdis queues on icyego: " .. queue .. " and " .. return_queue)
   print("Receiving remote commands.")
   
   function exec(str)
     print("Running: " .. str)
     f = fs.open("tmp", "w")
     f.write(str)
     f.close()
     p = loadfile("tmp")
    status, err = pcall(function () p = loadfile("tmp"); return p() end)
     if status then
       status, ret = pcall(function() return textutils.serialize(err) end)
       if status then
         result = ret
       else
         result = ""
       end
     else
       result = "Error: " .. err
     end
     print(result)
     return result
   end
   
   print("Now receiving remote commands.")
   while true do
     handle = http.get(redis .. "/BRPOP/" .. queue .. "/5.txt")
     if (handle and handle.getResponseCode() == 200) then 
       str = handle.readAll()
       handle.close()
       str = string.sub(str, string.len(queue) + 1)
       result = exec(str)
       if string.find(result, "Error: ") then
         result2 = exec("return " .. str)
         if string.find(result2, "Error: ") then a=0 else result=result2 end
       end
       http.post(redis, "LPUSH/" .. return_queue .. "/" .. result)
     end
   end
   

7. On your local machine, save the following, again replacing “redis.example.com”:

   #!/bin/bash
   function send() {
     curl -s -X POST -d "LPUSH/sshbot${1}/${2}" "http://redis.example.com" >/dev/null
   
   }
   
   function get() {
     curl -s -X GET "http://redis.example.com/BRPOP/sshbot${1}_return/20.json" | jq .BRPOP[1]
   }
   
   if [ $# -ne 1 ]; then
     echo "Usage: rlwrap ./sshbot <COMPUTER_ID>"
     exit 1
   fi
   ID=$1
   
   while read LINE; do
     send ${ID} "$LINE"
     get ${ID}
   done
   

8. Run: rlwrap ./sshbot , where is the turtle’s ID. You should be able to send commands to the computer now.

I added an IRC server to my growing list of services. You can access it at:

• irc.za3k.com
• Port 6667

Or via the webchat, which I recommend.

I’ve also recently updated my home page to look much prettier, in imitation of a Computer Craft cheatsheet I’ve been working on.